A very important thing to say that’s not objectively important but im going to be excited okay?

“Let people answer this” button, delightful. I suppose you’re allowed to answer this but it’s not really a question.

Unless you’re going to tell me that it is okay. Then i suppose it’s 100% appropriate.

..look, the point is.

There’s this girl, right? Her name is Morgan, I’m sure you’ve heard of her. If you haven’t then what are you doing following me if you don’t even pay any attention to my posts? That’s silly, you probably don’t even like my content cmon im pretty boring so we’re going to assume that you do.

Well. She and I have been “officially” together for 5 months now! I know what you’re thinking. “wtf 5 months so???”

Well.

..yeah i guess so that’s a pretty silly thing to make an outrageously scatterbrained posts about isn’t it.

However! If you our unofficial dating! We’ve been together for 6 months! And a half-year is a perfectly acceptable thing to celebrate.

The main point of this is that I 100% know that my Princess enjoys displays of random public affection, and I as a very responsible and mature adult am always prepared to indulge that.

As such, Morgan:

These past 6 months have been the actual best I’ve ever had in my whole life. I never knew it was possible to make me feel so safe and so happy and so everything ever that I never thought I deserved and was constantly told that I never did. You’ve been the most wonderful person I could ever want.. and with how fast these 6 months have passed…. we’re gonna be married in no time <3

I love you, Princess <3